Bella. ♔

prinsasslou:

tonight lets get some

magicharold:

GUYS THIS IS WHO WE HAVE TO THANK

Arthur Thomson

maliktush:

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE ZAYN

tomlinsarse:

the best thing about us is that australians and nearly all of us above the GMT got to see this first

finally

a sense of pride for my timezone

advance australia fair guys

advance australia fair

jamjosh:

how can you face your problem if your problem is your face

i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children

msjewbooty:

♫if i were a bOYYYYY

EVEN JUST FOR A DAYYYY

I WOULDN’T HAVE A PERIOD

AND THAT’S REALLY ALL THAT I GOT TO SAYYYYY♫

so many good text posts not enough pictures to separate them

stllinski:

periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant

thelaughingmango:

do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs

spid8rtroll:

If you marry your boyfriend/girlfriend on facebook there is a 100% chance your relationship will end within the next month

adamusprime:

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

tootsayroll:

tomorrow’s national kiss day. everyone should kiss my ass. 

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

They should just add an “omg” key to keyboards

oswinnning:

i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing

tanku:

how come there isn’t like an “adulthood” class that teaches you how to operate a washing machine and pay taxes and make phone calls without crying

ifyoucarryonthisway:

what if pooping wasnt an every day thing like it was a big event only one day a year where you spent the whole day in a poop room releasing all your built up excrement from the whole year and you didnt go to school and everyones like oh it must be her pooping day 

laterlandwellers:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

ky0kasuigetsu:

I’d rather read the iTunes terms & conditions than go to school tomorrow

griefgod:

what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him 

fagdral:

have you ever seen the inside of a penguins mouth

now you have

maozedung:

“…but you may work alone if you wish.”

deadstar-shine:

accurate