- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Getting food at night and trying not to wake your family with your clumsiness.
I don't know how to react when people tell me that I'm funny...
I’ll be like:
When you came out of a daydream in class and missed what the teacher have said.
When my mom yells at me:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
- me: shouldnt i be doing something productive
- me: nah
- Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Why One Direction cannot be on Nickelodeon:
And finally…reason #5: