April 2012
"Hey, do you want the rest of my sandwich?"
When my parents tell me no,
As a kid,
Now,
oh hey no school tomorrow
- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
I want to be someone's favourite tumblr.
- me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
- mom:
- mom:
- mom:
- mom:
- me: she's not answering me
- me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
- me: i killed her
- me: i killed my mom
the bible has the worst fandom
girls on facebook
- like: you're really pretty and nice
- dislike: we don't talk much
Play
2:00
omg i just realized that you actually have to be good at something to succeed in life
ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A LIFE
BUT NOT TODAY!
What if your favorite singer was secretly one of your classmates with a wig
- me after anything anyone says to me: what
how do you lose weight without moving
When you accidentally click on a link, and know you can't stop the page changing in time.
